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Total Medals Earned: 301 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,060 Points

Don't Catch the Herp!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)

Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Effing Worms - Xmas

Medals Earned: 4/6 (60/135 points)

Poor Animals 5 Points

Eat 100 animals.

Yeti Predator 5 Points

Eat 10 yeti.

Elf Massacre 25 Points

Eat 200 elves.

Spaghetti Worm 25 Points

Eat 20 flying spaghetti.

Sweet Revenge 25 Points

Take out Santa!

Maximum Destruction 50 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 21/44 (250/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Faces of 2012

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)

NG Visitor 5 Points

Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.

NG Fan 25 Points

Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.

NG Diehard 50 Points

Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.

NG Master 100 Points

Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.

Fall Damage

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/175 points)

RANK1 5 Points

RANK1

RANK2 5 Points

RANK2

RANK3 5 Points

RANK3

RANK4 10 Points

RANK4

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Freeway Fury 2

Medals Earned: 11/30 (75/360 points)

Freeway Exit 5 Points

Take the freeway exit.

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto a moving vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Finish Line 5 10 Points

Reach the fifth finish line.

Long Distance 10 Points

Barely make the jump to another vehicle.

Speed Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy a vehicle.

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Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Finish Line 1 10 Points

Reach the left-most finish line.

Finish Line 2 10 Points

Reach the second finish line.

Finish Line 3 10 Points

Reach the third finish line.

Finish Line 4 10 Points

Reach the fourth finish line.

Finish Line 6 10 Points

Reach the sixth finish line.

Finish Line 7 10 Points

Reach the right-most finish line.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Oncoming Exit 10 Points

Take the exit from the oncoming lane!

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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Game Jam 8 Game

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)

Whip 5 Points

Find the whip.

Mace 10 Points

Find the mace.

Pistol 10 Points

Find the pistol.

Save Dad 25 Points

Save your dad.

Save Mom 25 Points

Save your mom.

Save Sister 25 Points

Save your sister.

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