Total Medals Earned: 301 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,060 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (60/135 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)
Medals Earned: 21/44 (250/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/175 points)
Medals Earned: 11/30 (75/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There's a place for everyone here.
Score 5000 points.
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Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat something tasty.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the video game controller!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
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Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Find the whip.
Find the mace.
Find the pistol.
Save your dad.
Save your mom.
Save your sister.
